When you try your best but you don't succeed.
elvis can't sing
So like theres this really cool kid from texas with blond hair and shades and IrONY an he says boo!
Texas boos at irony
Texas boo's Irony
redneck ghost who wants "texas boobs" only
The whitest redneck in all the land suggests that the state of Texas should have titties.
decapitated man likes gool ol' Texas Tits (in tetus (a lumpy region of northern texas?))
Man sees an attractive woman & has to hide his errrection by ripping off his own head & putting it on his lap. He comments about her looks.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!