Read This Neat Tip to Enhance Your Pee: Tip Number 1: Rub The Back End of Your Pee to Enhance The Smell. Tip Number 2: Flick The Front of Your Pee to Feel Great Pain. Tip Number 3: Insert Your Pee in the Fridge To Gain New Powers (WOW!) Tip Number 3: Slap The Sacks which Hang from Your Pee to Tell Those Little Bastards Who's The Boss (You) Tip: Snack on Some Ripe Pasta to Nourish Yourself. The Final Tip: When You Enter a Battle, Remember This: While The Big Pee Might Be The Likely Victor Versus The Small Pee, You Can Always Trick The Opponent With A Magnifying Glass to Intimidate Them.
Secret Skill Unlocked: Pee Mastery. Strike with Vigorous Strength when You Pee. You can Even Shatter A Toilet Bowl. Use This Skill wisely... Or Else...
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