The goddamned package delivery guy is late again.
late package
A fat bald white man had a gift left at his doorstep on his 30th birthday. Its from his estranged father he hasn't heard from in 30 years.
Dr. Phil gets a package from his long lost father.
Darth Vader giving a short bald middle-aged man named Phil a cardboard box while saying that he's his father. Vader's a long boi
darth vader is Phil's father
phil finds out darth vader is his mother
Darth Vader is Dr. Phil's mother
darth vader
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!