How about a fancy octopus?
mr gentle octopussy showing his dong off to impress the ladys
A white hat on a black background.
A top hat
JUST A OLD HAT...................BUH HUY
old man yells at chair
A bald blind person is angry at a brown chair for messing something up for both of them, yet again. The chair seems emotionless.
the chair messed it up
chair broke a thing
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!