Longneck Egbert greets the meme loving fuck that is Dave Strider. Dave hates him so much.

Dave disapproves of John's really long neck.

Dave say's John's Neck is stupid while John has a ridiculously long neck and say's "what i can't hear you"

John's neck is like a giraffe

Zoostuck! John is a giraffe and Dave is a penguin!

Giraffe!John visits Penguin!Dave's habitat in the local Zoo.

Dave is a bird(?), and says "'Sup John", who is a giraffe.

Dave's hair bird has a secret meeting with John the giraffe.

dave has tree hair and john is a giraffe...i don't undrstand