A math problem.
I don't do maths! :( I'm retarded!
Ronald Mcdonald, the middle school dropout
a ginger
Gingers have souls! I go to church I'm a Christian. You don't know me, you're not God. Bahooghakdlf
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
A fox self medicates by drinking copious amounts of alcohol after listening to "What Does The Fox Say?"
a fox getting drunk
gruesome death of a table
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!