Hoplite phalanx
You were supposed to draw something, not write something.
Car that did both!
super fast sports car driving down the road to nowhere
Diary entry "Dear Diarrhea"
A punning restaurant is not a winning restaurant, when the customer has just ordered a 'Dear Diarrhea'–a dessert sure to end in the toilet.
A man ordering food at a restaurant while the waiter takes note. He wants desert. The waiter has a fancy moustache.
A man asking a waiter for cake in french
At a sophisticated French restaurant, a man orders a cake. The waiter shouts "OUI!" (yes!) for seemingly no reason, confusing the man.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!