Something that would make you happy
A bullet bill from the front
One of those ridiculous black hats Brit cops wear, or a very wide black hand.
R2D2? In British?
polite, top-hatted trash can with legs says - hello good chaps
worm with a hat
Sir Worm McLinkus
snakewizard
gandalf the snake and the lighting rod
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!