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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  mika can you tell me the one about the 13 skeletons who go to hell together again plPLEASE. PLEASE I FORGOT HOW IT GOES.

  Editing your comment: mika can you tell me the one about the 13 skeletons who go to hell together again plPLEASE. PLEASE I FORGOT HOW IT GOES.

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• MikaTheMario   2 months ago

  ok 1st of all i'm not even part of this chain so i don't get notified if someone tries to message me 2st of all what the hell kinda reguest is that bro 3nd of all i'll look into it my friend i don't really remember what chain i wrote it on but it may take some time...

  Editing your comment: ok 1st of all i'm not even part of this chain so i don't get notified if someone tries to message me 2st of all what the hell kinda reguest is that bro 3nd of all i'll look into it my friend i don't really remember what chain i wrote it on but it may take some time...

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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  alright 4nd of all thanks bro I appreesh that. Also 5nd of all I knew you would come here right away and see my comment at the bottom of this very short chain so, gambit successful. however you won't be notified when I reply so 6nd of all that's kind rough

  Editing your comment: alright 4nd of all thanks bro I appreesh that. Also 5nd of all I knew you would come here right away and see my comment at the bottom of this very short chain so, gambit successful. however you won't be notified when I reply so 6nd of all that's kind rough

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• MikaTheMario   2 months ago

  cool story that is based on real events that happened on this very earth we all live on, so you know it's real just ask my dad he owns this story aND if you don't believe it he will fucking ban you so watch the fuck out. So the story goes like this: The big man (bigger than small man) was just walking in the park minding his own business when out of nowehere a group of small men attacked him. This hurt the big man so bad that he shattered in to 5 small men. now there were a grand total of 10 small men in the park. They made a bloodpact which caused them to morph in to a MASSIVE MAN (bigger than big man). MASSIVE MAN became insane because he knew he was just 10 small men inside a very large coat. MASSIVE MAN didn't want to live so he died. When the police cops discovered 10 small skeletons inside a large coat they said "damn that's a lot of small man skeletons inside this coat right here" and they swoop the case under the rug. But then the storyu doesn't end there, because the souls of the 10 small men entered hell because they were so small they fell throught the cracks on the pavement straight in to hell. In hell, the 10 small skeleton men entered the "gauntlet of brutal horror and death (superdeath, which can only happen in hell and when you die in hell you enter super hell)" And then they died when a cockroach steppened on them because they were so small (smaller than a cockroach) and the nthey entered SUPER HELL where the only way to get back to hell was to eat a microwave pizza without feeling like a total failure so they never got to leave SUPER HELL, but in superhell there was a rule that if you are a group of 10 small skeleton men you get a free smoothie so they drank the smoothie and it was fucking good. They updated their food blogg and rated the smoothie "8/10", it was just the right texture to quench their smoothie thirst. Then they remembered that skeletons can't even drink so they deducted one point and now it's a "7/10" which is below average according to the internet. Isn't it fucking weird that on a scare from 1 to 10, 1 to 7 is "bad", 7 to 8 is "average" abd 9 to 10 is good? like god damn if something gets a 1 it's gotta be fucking super bad. Anyways, after the smoothie, the 10 small skeleton men spent the rest of eternity in SUPER HELL´. The end.

  Editing your comment: cool story that is based on real events that happened on this very earth we all live on, so you know it's real just ask my dad he owns this story aND if you don't believe it he will fucking ban you so watch the fuck out. So the story goes like this: The big man (bigger than small man) was just walking in the park minding his own business when out of nowehere a group of small men attacked him. This hurt the big man so bad that he shattered in to 5 small men. now there were a grand total of 10 small men in the park. They made a bloodpact which caused them to morph in to a MASSIVE MAN (bigger than big man). MASSIVE MAN became insane because he knew he was just 10 small men inside a very large coat. MASSIVE MAN didn't want to live so he died. When the police cops discovered 10 small skeletons inside a large coat they said "damn that's a lot of small man skeletons inside this coat right here" and they swoop the case under the rug. But then the storyu doesn't end there, because the souls of the 10 small men entered hell because they were so small they fell throught the cracks on the pavement straight in to hell. In hell, the 10 small skeleton men entered the "gauntlet of brutal horror and death (superdeath, which can only happen in hell and when you die in hell you enter super hell)" And then they died when a cockroach steppened on them because they were so small (smaller than a cockroach) and the nthey entered SUPER HELL where the only way to get back to hell was to eat a microwave pizza without feeling like a total failure so they never got to leave SUPER HELL, but in superhell there was a rule that if you are a group of 10 small skeleton men you get a free smoothie so they drank the smoothie and it was fucking good. They updated their food blogg and rated the smoothie "8/10", it was just the right texture to quench their smoothie thirst. Then they remembered that skeletons can't even drink so they deducted one point and now it's a "7/10" which is below average according to the internet. Isn't it fucking weird that on a scare from 1 to 10, 1 to 7 is "bad", 7 to 8 is "average" abd 9 to 10 is good? like god damn if something gets a 1 it's gotta be fucking super bad. Anyways, after the smoothie, the 10 small skeleton men spent the rest of eternity in SUPER HELL´. The end.

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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  SO TRUE

  Editing your comment: SO TRUE

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• MikaTheMario   2 months ago

  Thanks to your request, I've been going through a lot of my old comments I've made here over the years and god damn I seem like a genuine insane person???

  Editing your comment: Thanks to your request, I've been going through a lot of my old comments I've made here over the years and god damn I seem like a genuine insane person???

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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  no, NO. no one thought that come on. I might have been thinking that. But why would you listen to an insane person like me anyway

  Editing your comment: no, NO. no one thought that come on. I might have been thinking that. But why would you listen to an insane person like me anyway

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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  Also, I have to ask. Is "massive man" larger than a police officer? Because he's composed of 10 small men who are individually smaller than a hell-cockroach and can slip through the cracks of hell

  Editing your comment: Also, I have to ask. Is "massive man" larger than a police officer? Because he's composed of 10 small men who are individually smaller than a hell-cockroach and can slip through the cracks of hell

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• MikaTheMario   2 months ago

  the small men are standing on their tippy toes on top of each others shoulders. in that form they seem larger than a police officer. if they stand flat footed they are smaller than a cockroach. makes sense?

  Editing your comment: the small men are standing on their tippy toes on top of each others shoulders. in that form they seem larger than a police officer. if they stand flat footed they are smaller than a cockroach. makes sense?

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• Dragatile   2 months ago

  that seems implausible, but this is your story so I'll accept it.

  Editing your comment: that seems implausible, but this is your story so I'll accept it.

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