Sonic vs Metal Sonic

Sonic has left massive amounts of poop everywhere according to a news article headline

Sonic Newsflash about how he shat on the streets of the city

A person reads the paper, the front page headline has something to do with sonic and a city.

A man is shocked to learn that Sonic the Hedgehog has been arrested for felony speeding

The sonic reboot

Sonic the Hedgehog tries his hand at tech support but he isn't very talented

sonic gets the harsh truth

getting a phone call from knuckles and you're sonic