Ditsy blonde
stupid blonde with lips to suck, does math wrong and thinks she's right
You are
Glue and a rubber band
Good old Elmer's Glue
A grey bottle of "Elmer's Glue" with a black label with an orange cap. Background is an infinite field of randomly spaced grey spheres
elemers glew
Candle splats down on a guy
SHIT eating a baby
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!