Although I'm far away, I know I'll stay, I know I'll stay right there with you~~~~

Dave cries over apple juice, AGAIN.

DAVE CANT GET A REAL GODDAM APPLE JUICE, IT MAKES HIM SOB. SOB, PEOPLE. SOB.

A sad dave offers real BJs for real AJ

Dave gets bullied by a french penguin

french penguin says "oui oui dave sucks", dave only says "hey fuck you" as response. that's why he sucks

dave keeps antagonizing penguins at the zoo.

Dave telling puns to birds.

Dave Strider being a douche