telephone line
I was a phone like you, but then I took an arrow to the cord.
A man made of snakes and springs is scared of lightning
A man covered in seaweed, ketchup, mustard, and barbwire in screaming in pain as a watches a thunderstorm.
Man electrocuted and ded while dressing up as a christmas tree for his annual sunday church visit.
holy dead pinetree
The death of Christmas.
Santa force feeds his own shit to an elf.
giving santas arch nemisis: taking santa
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!