Your dad suddenly appears before you, what's the first thing he says/does?
Someone's father has become a squid.
A father and his son walk by while a nearby pedestrian is attacked by a purple jellyfish.
a purple man force feeding a man in front of a family inside a fridge
man tries to get his dead friend to play outside
Man asks his melted puddle dog if it wants to play fetch. Doesn't seem likely.
Fat dog too lazy to play catch
Lazy dog does not have time for your shenanigans.
lazy dog waont play ball
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!