It is the dawn of a new era. A brony sits on upon the throne. His harem of 12 year old girls dressed as ponies await to pleasure him.
Sonic the hedgehog I think? Or maybe a carrot
Riding around at the speed of carrot
Rocket power cone face fish head green tongue slime baseball boots shark rocket power
Snake in platform shoes conquers a volcano
stern face
A man is somewhat annoyed at the slugs crawling all over him.
A snail named Tania was a stupid bitch and messed around on other hipsters heads. So Sam, the human, dumped dat bitch, when she on his head.
angry hipster breaks up with domestic partner (a snail)
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!