Max Payne is bullet timing off of a diving board into a pool and the judges him tens except that one judge who only gives a nine

a clown goes shopping

A clown finds a chainsaw.

1/13 kill for ronald mcdonald

BUT WHAT IF RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT KILL

Mouthness

Ness is a ninja

Ness kills Sasuke for his Sharingan bullshit and also stole his headband to prove he's a weeaboo.

Ness from the Naruto Leaf Village PK Fires Phoenix Wright