Sniper grows giant testicles. He claims that they're full of piss. How in the fuck...

That's a nope.

Engineer has something stuck in his throat as he nope.avis

Engineer gets something big and round stuck in his nope-neck. "Aw, hell", he says.

Engi has a lump in his throat, literally! :U Not sure what he swallowed but it is stuck and it wouldn't surprise me if it was a tangerine.

Engie consumed a tangerine and finally found out after a while that he should call for a medic.

Engineer has had an orange stuck in his mouth for 3 days now! We might need to call Medic!

Engineer shoves an orange down his throat and then begs Medic for help but Medic thinks he's Pyro and says "Pyro, not now..."

Engie is choking on something and can't speak clearly. Medic has his back turned to Engie and assumes from the noises that he is Pyro.