fund it beg egg stripper leg

A faceless head wish short legs and a single arm runs from the incoming desruction

A man mourns the loss of his arm, which is being controlled by a child with a nose on his shirt.

There once was a stickman. He felt very lonely. So he bought another stickman from Ikea. But he did not read the instructions. Confusion!

To any friendless people thinking about buying a new friend at IKEA: they are very difficult to assemble. You may build a deformed person.

Man tries to build something with an ikea manual he ends up creating a monster

Following IKEA instruction, to the letter, results in a dad using (Fullmetal™) Alchemy, to fused his dog & his daughter into one entity. :(

bald man turns his dog sentient and it calls him 'dad'

Dog meeting his human dad at the time machine