This geisha is beautiful like all the colors of the rainbow, it simply radiates off her.

The cover of an autobiography written by an optician.

All Seymour's clients had a sudden urge to buy his latest book after doing a sight test with him, though they didn't know why...

Dr. Seymour's Eye Chart stating "E Verybo Dy Buy My Bo Ok Now!"

An Eye doctor advertises his book with an eye test chart

There is now a book for idiots who want to cut open eyes... We're doomed.

the possesed man takes a pound of flesh as payment to the dark lord

Guy tries to appease the fury of the prince of darkness with a pound of beef meat without knowing that he's actually vegan, hilarity ensues.

A black man with a red chain is ready to kill a big hunky man with tiny purple wings inside of a building that does not allow sheep/ducks.