Can of soda drinking a can of soda drinking a can of soda.

A happy generic grey soda brand soda holding up a sad smaller generic grey soda brand soda that screams "John nooo".

A log kills a log named John

mourning wood

a mans most precious appendage has died. here is its grave

nose tracy

unhappy man regrets his nose surgery

Man is sad 'cuz he used to be hot before fungus grew on his face.

angry man thinking on a black void. hes got green stuff on his face