Keep Calm and eat clams
poorly disguised metaphor for cunnilingus. It's blue, so it's probably got chlamydia or something.
My favourite, a bowl of water!
fedora reference
A neckbeard's fedora
A fedora activist
Neckbeard greets a woman
the dew gamblers
2 guys talking about how mountain dew breathes color into their lives
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!