this is stupid

chell is doing a conga line w/ herself. there are a couple homestuck references thrown in there i think

portal and half life got mixed up a bit

Chell wearing a Black Mesa shirt and Gordon Freeman wearing an Aperture suit. Both appear perturbed with this situation.

in an alternate universe where chell works for black mesa and gordon works for aperture, awkwardness ensues

Chell now works for Black Mesa and Gordon has become an Aperture test subject

Portals. Somehow not open even though they're both there.

You can't make portals just by painting orange & blue circles on the floor & ceiling, buddy. . .

chell tries to paint red and blue portals on the ceiling and floor but it doesn't work and now she's sad and covered in paint