your fave character is five years old and throwing a temper tantrum

Bro talking to five-year-old Dave about how he should get up off the ground because he's making a scene. Dave doesn't seem willing to oblige

Bro tries, unsuccessfully, to talk Dave out of a tantrum.

dave can't find his AJ. he doesn't like that kind of thing

The apple juice can be trapped by Dave no longer. It must spread its wings. It must fly. And, despite Dave's protests, it can never return.

aj, why are you flying away from dave ? don't you see that you are breaking his heart ?

daves aj has flown away :c

Dave's apple-juice became sentient and in a huge "fuck you" to Dave, jumped out of his apartment window.

A bottle of apple juice telling a confused Dave Strider "Fuck you!"