The pied-piper is a whiny bitch.
WAAA! Failed my math test again :(
f(l)u(nc)king M(a)eth
Angry bald dude
A man with a balding furiously crumples money on his hands while making angry noises. His pants are several sizes too small for him.
balding man growls at pickles
MAD AT HE!
Frowny Mc Frownface the Frownmeister.
Man's head has grown so big he cant fit in his house
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!