AND ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS, FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99, PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

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AND ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS, FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99, PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

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Dirk makes an advertisement for his smuppets for 3 easy payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling

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bro is selling smupets for only 19.95! buy now!

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smuppets on $19.95

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A fantastically affordable smuppet, order now at 1-800-smuppet-now!

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Call 1-800-SMUPPET-NOW for fantastically affordable smuppets

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dirk is a smuppet firm help line worker and dave calls to say that he is absolutely done with his bullshit

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Dave calling Dirk's smuppet factory and berating him for his porn muppets.

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Dirk's smuppet company is accused of being creepy over the phone.

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Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!

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inwhichidoodlehomestuckthings 10 years ago
Dave's full rant: "oh my FUCKING GOD DIRK you cant just SET UP a FUCKING PUPPET PORN BUSINESS i mean that shit is GODDAMN CREEPY on your own but now youre going to show the whole WORLD just how creepy you are and i swear to god this has gone straight past irony like it took a wrong exit on the highway and just headed straight into the town of CREEPY population YOU my god dirk i am so absolutely done with your BULLSHIT i cant take this"

Editing your comment: Dave's full rant: "oh my FUCKING GOD DIRK you cant just SET UP a FUCKING PUPPET PORN BUSINESS i mean that shit is GODDAMN CREEPY on your own but now youre going to show the whole WORLD just how creepy you are and i swear to god this has gone straight past irony like it took a wrong exit on the highway and just headed straight into the town of CREEPY population YOU my god dirk i am so absolutely done with your BULLSHIT i cant take this"
toucanhahaha 10 years ago
"But Dave, why ? Aren't you the one who kept repeating I should get a real job ? I did this for you !" It's hard to live your dreams while living up to everyone's expectations. It's hard, and he doesn't understand.

Editing your comment: "But Dave, why ? Aren't you the one who kept repeating I should get a real job ? I did this for you !" It's hard to live your dreams while living up to everyone's expectations. It's hard, and he doesn't understand.
inwhichidoodlehomestuckthings 10 years ago
I hereby dub this thread The Tragic Ballad of the Smuppet Firm.

Editing your comment: I hereby dub this thread The Tragic Ballad of the Smuppet Firm.
toucanhahaha 10 years ago
Sounds like an appropriate title. X) And here's a totally unrelated question : why the hell does it keep editing " " when I begin a new paragraph ?

Editing your comment: Sounds like an appropriate title. X) And here's a totally unrelated question : why the hell does it keep editing " " when I begin a new paragraph ?
inwhichidoodlehomestuckthings 10 years ago
 is what you type in HTML code to start a new line... but obviously it doesn't work here.

Editing your comment: is what you type in HTML code to start a new line... but obviously it doesn't work here.
toucanhahaha 10 years ago
oh ok, thanks.

Editing your comment: oh ok, thanks.

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