man hangs himself for having a giantic phallus
Mans hand so big, it wont fit in anything. Thus commits sudoku.
Chronic Masturbater hangs himself after spilling orange paint all over the fourth wall of his room.
autoerotic asphyxiation while watching an orange blob
Hanged jerks off his horsecock to giant blob of nacho cheese.
SUPER DORRITO MAN
Guurrrlll Plaid aint ur look
Being scolded by your mom for doing sleeping bag races :(
v sez NO
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!