cheap ass here
Mr crabs
A dirty hobo has crustaceans in his pants
A man runs away, sobbing, as floating, angry seahorses chase after him and gnaw on his butt. His pants and face are smeared with dirt.
Dragons killing judas
The dragon did not know it could catch people on fire
a dragon unknowingly sets a man a blaze
An indifferent gargoyle breathes fire on an indifferent man
bat and balloon
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!