Blue-Haired Master Race

Mario has brain damage, impacting his ability to go fast

Mario is have an identity crisis where he thinks is sonic, but Luigi is there to help his bro get his groove back.

Mario doing a bad sonic cosplay. Better yet, he actually thinks he's sonic. Luigi does not approve. There's prof. Layton's hat on the rack.

Mario burning alive while Luigi whatches and laughs

Luigi is tired of being P2

ash is sad

Ash ketch-um is crying because brock is a better playa then him

That's a truly, really Asian Brock.