A german cat
Im fine.
Don't worry, he's fine, he just has a severed leg.
Blood swiftly coated the dark pinewood floorboards beneath him like clay-tinted water painting the flood-plains of the Ganges. A leg, amiss.
oh no its da severed leg that everyone is talking about
Carl from Sausage Party
Hot dog mistaken for a di.ldo by an old woman.He thought his life was over but then realized it was the best thing he could have asked for
one hot dog cries because it imagines him in the pussy, but the other hot dog likes it
two turds discussing tax rate
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!