drunk sans

sans is crying because his ketchup spilled

Sans looks at a bottle of spilt ketchup and says seeing this... I can't afford to not care anymore.

Sans looking at his deceased brother's scarf, eye ablaze with blue fire. " I can't afford to care anymore" he says.

Sans standing over papyrus's dust and scarf saying "I can't afford not to care any more"

Sans standing next to a particular dust-covered scarf. He can't afford not to care anymore.

Sans is upset because his favourite red cosplay wig is all dusty and ruined

san's red cosplay wig is RUINED Oh nO

San making horrible Wig puns