Cutest girl alive is getting kidnapped!Save her!
Auschwitz-Peach is scared of AIDS-Mario.
Hitler watches SSJ Peach laugh at Mario bleeding from his anus
Mario suffers a gunshot wound in the middle of the night
A koopa kills Mario in revenge for Charlie
Koopa Troopa gandbanging on Mario for setting up his homies with the police, fuckin' greaseball cracka.
Gangsta Koopa Troops shoots Mario with a NES Zapper.
roy koopa shooting at mario in duck hunt
Bowser counters Mario's use of guerilla tactics by launching napalm at him
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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