Internet center gulags

HELP! THE INTERNET IS GETTING SHOT BY THE SUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

Flava flav pissing on the floor, if he was a koopa troopa rather than a jolly african american gentleman

Polnareff shows just how hard can he pee

Karl Pilkington ejaculates lightning

Jizz thundercock

A giant shoe ejaculating paper balls

A boot with a finger in the heel shooting out some sort of substance. Looks like VD.

a boot with a dental paste tube filled with blood shoots a green bullet? (no one is going to bother drawing this)