Shadow the Hedhehog wielding Orcrist from LoTR to deflect force lightning shot from the hands of Emperor Palpatine while Kevin jerks off

The plot of OW THE EDGE being told at its most basic level while you, being the deviantart furfag piece of shit that you are, masturbate.

Feces jacks a finger off while a Sega CEO pitches a new Sonic game

Sonic car gets ripped off by a shit that is faster then him.

turd breaks sonics car as sonic watches

sonic is sadden, as shit falls from the sky and crushes eggman

Eggman insults sonic for being muslim.

Despair, but also fuck you.

despair