Carrot with sunglasses and zipper mouth holds the controls to your life.
I am a carrot. Not just any carrot, a cool carrot who wears phat shades. I don't speak, as my mouth is zipped but I play video games.
A badass carrot is playing Street Fighter.
crime fighting carrot
The guy who framed Roger Rabbit observes his crime scene from afar.
Armless country western dude
Cowboy with no hands.
McCree self-checking for testicular cancer...
monster with ball cancer
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!