Santa does not exist
Woody Allen takes up a part-time as a Supermall Santa Claus, teaching philosophies to young children
World-weary elf lectures excitable anime kids
A tiny wizard attempting to seduce a woman with his literal, and in no way figurative, wand
You're a wizard Harriet....
A girl is glad to find out that, although she was purchased by another human being, that she will be a wizard and not a slave
someone being born
Baby's brain is bonked as he busts outta some broad's beaver
Golfer discovers frog being born from human flower
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!