"Real Cheese Matters"
as close as you can get to cheese
You must stay 500 yards away from the cheese, ma'am.
An elderly man with a 500 foot restraining order with a brick of cheese.
500 ft seperate an old man in a wheelchair and his love, a cheese
crippled old man has to complete a 500m dash if he wants the cheese wheel
An asshole craps out light
butt pee...from GOD
a giant is watering the trees
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!