Legolas, what do your elf eyes see ?

Have you seen my ring? I had it last week before their weekly "Let's shake down Fargoth" ritual. An engraved healing ring.

That little bitch Fargorth will never get his ring back, NEVER.

Fargoth gives you a quest

Have you heard of the high elves?

High Elves start doing missionary work door to door. It's a hit.

Mormon elf waifus seek your salvation

Neckbeard is visited by alien Mormons

This is what mormons actually believe.