I beg to differ, you ARE a creepy pasta.
talking to pasta
anime virtual reality dinner
Dining with your waifu in virtual reality
This new toaster lets you have sex with cam girls projected from the toaster while you are waiting for breakfast
The toaster is gender neutral
A mildly amused cloud.
Happy Cloud ^-^
a lumpy pile of garbage celebrates gaining sentience
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!