Taxi driver pulls up to Toad's house but... Toad is nervous for some reason

a hurried taxi driver waits for sweating toad

Autistic Mario tells an actual toad that its about time. A taxi drives past.

Mario whispers a sim prank call to a frog

Luigi calls his brother, but Mario's only got memes on his mind.

Luigi is burdened with taking care of his brother after his last adventure left him braindead.

Italian man so rich he dead

Mario thinks too hard and goes into a diabetic coma of which he may never escape due to the golden monocle he wears

Mario, wearing a monocle, is in a coma. His mind its completely blank.