The Demon knife
The evil, sentient knife will slay only demons.
Evil knife will only slay demons
a sentient knife murders martians
a surrealist knife tries to ignore a lump of mucus with googly eyes
knife and bush have an argument
A bloodied knife and a shrub (both of which absolutely do not at all resemble private parts) have an intense argument.
Cabbage fighting with bloody knife
revenge of the cabbage
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!