14 elves
Platypuses can't use faucets
platypuses can't use tap water
A platypus is allergic to water from a faucet.
a very sick bird taking a bath while shouting obscenities
a platypus smoking meth yelling fuck
Perry the Platipus...high as shit.
Detective Ganja Bird
a penguin is on the case
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!