i have a big stick :)
An enchanted stick known as herstick. Many brave warriors have died attempting to retrieve it.
Pizza clown
The love child of Ronald McDonald and a Dorito.
dog?dhfgvjbzkjhjb.
disturbing dogcow
A half-dog/half-cow is standing behind its owner, saying "borkmoo" over and over. The owner is sitting, reading a book and annoyed. "STOP!"
A cow-horse is trying to be itself, but a redneck/neo-punk/Trump supporter is screaming at it.
a king escorting a dragon out because smoking is bad
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!