You amuse the alien.

aliens don't understand puns

Rainbow with gay text

discoloured rainbow

It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, clouds are scattered across the sky, and there's a brown rainbow.

a bacon rainbow with the sunside up sun

A beautiful countryside scene, made from bacon eggs and other fried foods.

picture of your mom naked :3

With trembling hands, she began to doodle, but the inspiration wouldn't come. She burned it once, twice, than she gave up and wrote 'no'.