An alternate universe where Christopher Nolan's Batman movies are exactly the same except Batman/Bruce Wayne is played by Tommy Wiseau.
batman
A combination of a cat, a potato, a man and a fly. With one leg detatched.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (well drawn)
Extreme Feng Shui
A man is amazed that a chair is glued to his wall
African American man is spooked by chair made from spaghetti
A man is terrified by a golden chair, to the point that he obnoxiously speaks a hashtag aloud.
A man is so shocked by the golden chair in front of him, he yells "!#!"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!