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Dirty hands, the waitress has. All the better to molest your wallet.
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Good thing about having sex with inanimate objects is, you don't need protection
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A mischievously smiling girl dating a briefcase at a posh restaurant.
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A woman and a non-sentient potato on their first date.
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potato head eating potato soup whilst on a date
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A girl falls in love with Mr. Potato Head at a Chanukah dinner.
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A busty blond is enamored with Mr Potato Head.
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Woman discovers that, after all these years, her husband is a potato
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this is what they ACTUALLY mean when they say "a sack of potatoes"
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Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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