A map: Follow the river of tar from Confetti Volcano to the Monochrome Castle of the Red Triangle; cross the Winding Blue River with care.

armless man must cross the river with care to get to the party volcano

All butt and no arms man slowly dies by the river after eating the only poison carrot on the volcano's birthday.

Turd Triangle tries to impress E.T. with some sexy carrot play, but the current was just too strong. (yet somehow, apologetic.)

A carrot covered in shitt with googly eyes is being told sorry by ET who is being attacked with blue arrows