A dog accidentally swallows a shoe

A dog with the head of a man is heating a brown shoe

dog gift

Giving a puppy as a present doesnt go as planned. They forgot to put air holes in the box.

guys making porn movie

insane christian trying to get me off porn but that'll just make me masturbate TWICE tonight

lady tells a guy he is going to hell for beating off. He will do so twice, angrily, to spite her. Dude cant you figure it out, she likes you

Soak in piss.

Women covered in pee