Its an airplane, but its a trash can

Nipple B00B Aircraft of the empire nation of "United Dirlines"

united airlines blimp is a di.ck and balls

United Airlines has come on very hard times. As an attempt to woo back customers, they now fly only blimps shaped like genitals.

its a bird? its a plane? no, its a shlong plane!

The nose shaped airplane they had been creating for many years finally takes flight.

Giant floating nose blowing fire on two bald men.

brunt hair off your nose

Burning off nosepoint hairs with a match