Jesus buys a PS4 and tries to turn fish into games.

Our lord and savior, Christ, stands in an ocean of dead fish while holding up a 599 dollar bill for the new PS4® Pro®.

A walrus slides on the water after buying something he will later regret

A seal returning his No Man's Sky

celery man accepts a flyer from a black guy

African man tripping on LSD and showing a giant vegetal an iPhone he had stolen

Sad broccoli stares at what once was a happy negro now consumed by LSD and shitty mobile vidya

A naked black man is taking a selfie while a sad giant broccoli stands behind him.

Guy steals a ring from a sad broccoli wearing a wig