Pen-pineapple-apple-pen

objects that i dont want

man just can't get enough of his brand new joysticks

new video game for redheads

There's something ominous about Ronald McDonald today..

McDonald's death machine. It's a Ronald McDonald robot with breasts and a donger. It dispenses urine and special sauce out of every orifice

Miss Ronald Mcdonald with big boobs says "my special sauce is the happy meal"

Female Ronald McDonald whispers: "My special secret is Happy Meal™" to Grimace

Sassy gender-fluid Ronald McDonald talking about her (his/their) special secret sauce.